Funny short phrases that rhyme pro#

Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo – Don’t call me, I’ll call you. Noli habere bovis, vir – Don’t have a cow, man! – That’s nothing–in a previous life I was a Roman Emperor. Nihil est–in vita priore ego imperator Romanus fui. – I’m not interested in your dopey religious cult. Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione. Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum meum! – Don’t you dare erase my hard disk! Monstra mihi pecuniam! – Show me the money! Cum homine de cane debeo congredi – Excuse me. Magnu frater spectat te… – Big Brother is watching you. Magister Mundi sum! – I am the master of universe! Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo.

Hic una moo, ibi una moo, ubique una moo moo.

Et in hot fundo nonnullas boves domesticas habuitt. – The designated hitter rule has got to go. Lex clavatoris designati rescindenda est. Laborare non amo – I do not like to work. Imus ad magum Ozi videndum, magum Ozi mirum mirissimum – We are going to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz. Illud iterum dicere potes! – You can say that again. Illiud Latine dici non potest – You can’t say that in latin. Hocine bibo aut in eum digitos insero?- Do I drink this or stick my fingers in it?

Funny short phrases that rhyme pro#

Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?Įtiam capillus unus habet umbram– Enen one hair has a shadow.įac me cocleario vomere! – Gag me with a spoon!įeles mala! Cur cista non uteris? Stramentum novum in ea pousi – Bad kitty! Why don’t you use the cat box? I put new litter in it.įornulum pani lolo – I don’t want a toaster.įrena pro feris teneo – I brake for animals. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.Ĭaterva carissima mea est Cimictus– My favorite group is the Beatles.Ĭlamo, clamatis, omnes clamamus pro glace lactis – I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.Ĭogito, ergo doleo – I think, therefore I am depressed.Ĭolossus magnitudinem suam servabit etiam si steterit in pueto – A giant will keep his size even though he will have stood in a well.Ĭredo nos in fluctu eodem esse– I think we’re on the same wavelength.Ĭredo quia absurdum est – I believe it because it is unreasonable.Ĭum catapulatae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt – When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults.ĭemum, veniunt porci – At last, here come the pigs.ĭi! Ecce hora! Uxor mea me necabit! – God, look at the time! My wife will kill me!Įstne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre? Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam. If Caesar were alive, you’d be chained to an oar.Ĭalvo turpuis est nihil comato– Nothing is uglier than a bald man with hair.Ĭatapultam habeo. A cane non magno saepe tenetur aper – A boar is often held by a not large dog.Īd eundum quo nemo ante iit – To boldly go where no man has gone before.Īio, quantitas magna frumentorum est – Yes, that is a vary large amount of corn.Īnimadvertisine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri? – Ever noticed how wherever you stand, the smoke goes right into your face? Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus vntosissimis exponebantur ad necem -In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags.Īnulos qui animum ostendunt omnes gestemus! – Let’s all wear mood rings!īraccae illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica Caledonia-quam elenganter concinnatur! – Those green pants go so well with that pink shirt and the plaid jacket!